|luann by greg evans|
guy: crystal! check this out!
guy: so it's springtime, right? flowers, butterflies, warm breezes, sunny days...
crystal: why am i not liking where this is going?
guy: just saying' - it's the time of year that i cast off my drab winter coat, and - ta da!
guy: and you should stash your vampire cloak in the back of your bat closet and bring on the shortie tops and mini skirts! we could get tans together! huh? huh?
crystal: do you mind? i have an allergic reaction to extreme glare