child: mom, i can't find the pink socks that go with my outfit.
mom: hm.
child: it's really a problem. i'm not sure how to handle this.
mom: just wear the purple ones.
child: purple?
child: PURPLE??
child: OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE SERIOUS!!
child: WHERE DO MOMS KEEP THEIR SENSE OF FASHION??
mom: MAYBE IT'S IN THE POCKETS OF THEIR SWEAT-PANTS!!
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